Perks of Dating Me:

rxcked:

• I’ve got more wit

• a better kiss

• a hotter touch

• a better fuck

• and good music taste

postimpression:

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

i always knew you were a giant dick

postimpression:

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

i always knew you were a giant dick

thenadiersilverwolf:

shit-we-forgot-adam:

maraglen:

feistyfrank:

davediddlystrider:

This man is qualified to play as nightwing

This man is qualified to fuck me

I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too

I was about to reblog it and then I saw the captions and now I’m gonna reblog it twice because this post is gold

basedbridget:

A moment of silence for the old beloved PJO chapter names

owlturdcomix:

It’s OUTSIDE and I’m INSIDE.

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kaelio:

Have you ever seen something completely baffling but also technically excellent? I can’t believe how well this person edited Jane into Treasure Planet so she and Captain Amelia could fight the bad guy from Osmosis Jones. “Man,” I say to myself, “I could never make this bizarre music video about beloved animated characters becoming ghosts.”

thatfunnyblog:

basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media