fartgallery:

knight-of-stars:

fartgallery:

wow i cant believe that mom actually stands for “mother of me”. what a crazy world

then explain mum

mother uf me

postlimeit:

He’s so fucking done

afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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spencreid:

there are certain people that i mutually follow and they’re literally perfect rays of sunshine and i worship them from afar and crave their friendship deeply but instead of talking i’ll reblog them sometimes or like one of their posts when i know i want to reply but we aren’t close and it’ll be weird

rowedelsin:

The whole idea that women can’t play video games is so stupid because seriously what is it about using a controller to move a character around that is so hard that a woman cannot do it please explain this entire concept to me

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

giraffepoliceforce:

Still pretty proud of my response to this.

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

Anonymous;
your fav childhood memory?

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

mymompickedthisurl:

liaaxoo:

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

snickidoodle:

oh gee i cant wait for my chocolate covered fucking onion

snickidoodle:

oh gee i cant wait for my chocolate covered fucking onion